Connor glanced at the sprig of mistletoe situated above his and Gavin’s heads. He knew about human rituals. Too much, since every last human in the DPD wanted to clue him in on each and every one of them and he didn’t like this one in the slightest. That wasn’t going to stop him from turning the tables on Gavin.
He was at least as likely to get punched than kissed, but that wasn’t so different from their usual.
“It’s tradition, Detective,” he said, beatific, to a whole department’s worth of laughter.
“Traditionally,” Gavin spit, red-faced, “you can get fucked.”
Re: Prompt: Gavin/Connor, Traditionally
Connor glanced at the sprig of mistletoe situated above his and Gavin’s heads. He knew about human rituals. Too much, since every last human in the DPD wanted to clue him in on each and every one of them and he didn’t like this one in the slightest. That wasn’t going to stop him from turning the tables on Gavin.
He was at least as likely to get punched than kissed, but that wasn’t so different from their usual.
“It’s tradition, Detective,” he said, beatific, to a whole department’s worth of laughter.
“Traditionally,” Gavin spit, red-faced, “you can get fucked.”